Milton Doyle Gunderson III: Poet, Sock Thief |
Dogs, of course, can't do poetry. They're too busy drooling on everything. Plus, they're dumb. And they smell bad.
Cats are more introspective:
What Is That Thing?
Hairy snake behind me always,
Lurking twitching taunting.
Less predictable than a shadow,
Visible not visible.
Powerful instincts urge me to action,
Kill kill kill.
This hurts me more than it hurts you.